Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
THIS IS WHY I HAVE TRUST ISSUES
why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
What a twist…
that gif is so usefUL
there are lots of…things happening in florida lately
Y’all done fucked around and rolled a 3 in Jumanji
That last comment.
why do nice girls always go for the assholes i dont even like pegging
No. Just. NO. I am so sick of this bullshit stereotype being both perpetuated AND played out. No.
Saying nice girls go with the assholes is the biggest stereotype in relationships of all time
HAHAHAHAHA Back to the blog with you!
Oh, so we went and saw The Lego Movie on Saturday.
…am now tempted to avoid seeing any movies in the theater for the rest of the year, because I’m pretty sure nothing else coming out can really live up to the standard The Lego Movie just set.
Would you say everything about it is awesome?
How did I not realize that all the other Pokemon had dot eyes, THEY WERE ALL HIS DAD. omfg.
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